When You Don't Understand The Assignment

madoka magica x 2001: a space odyssey

YES YES YES YES

adult merula should have a flying motorcycle

You know that would be funny…

Jaune: And then I said… "That's not a deer. That's my grandma!!"

Blake: *Laughing* Oh man, that's funny.

Jaune: *Smiles* Thank you.

Blake: You know…

Jaune: Hm?

Blake: Since we're talking about funny things.

Jaune: Yeah?

Blake: It would be really funny if you pretended to be a chair and just, like, let me sit on your face.

Jaune: *Begins to slowly walk away* Um...

Blake: That would be, like... Sooo funny, right?

Jaune: *About to break out in a sprint* Y-Yeah sure. Hey, look I remembered I had something to do with Pyrrha. So… *start running*

Blake: *She ties his legs with her lasso* Where are you going, Jaune?

Jaune: Please! I don't want to be suffocated to death!!

Blake: A lot of people would kill to be in your position

Jaune: Well, let them have it!!

Blake: Sorry, but your face is the only one I want~💕 *She starts pulling on her lasso*

Jaune: *Scratching the floor with his nails* Please have mercy! MERCY!!

Akali: The waiter at Olive Garden has been grating my cheese for 6 hours now, waiting for me to say when. Customers are screaming. Three people have died.

Akali: I will not yield.

DA FUCK

OOOOOOOOOO you done meSS UP

A new up and coming hotshot villain has made a terrible mistake. They have taken the local hero’s baby sitter hostage. However it turns out this babysitter also works for quite a few other notable heros and even villains all of which are not at all happy that their sitter has been taken.

2008 was a better time…

Yea it's like that alot like women pants are so specific beacus the take in matter the waist hip and other stuff but men pants only waist

i’m so angry because when i first bought women’s pants as a child i went through 10 stores trying different cuts and brands to find the right size that fit until i found out ONLY Old Navy fit me right, and then i go to fucking Khols for men’s jeans and grab whatever off the shelf and everything fits the same no matter what cut or brand. what the hell?

I know it’s not hard to point out reactionaries hypocrisy when it comes to like safe spaces or hug boxes or whatever but genuinely how much of an echo chamber do you have to exist in for you to think this is a reasonable thing to say