Broke college student but also the Ghost King Danny looking at the stack of complaint forms in his inbox about people cheating death. In a stroke of sleep deprived inspiration, he issues a royal decree that anyone who has properly died before (I.e biologically dead, not just clinically dead) is still a citizen of the Infinite Realms, even if they were resurrected. And have to pay income tax to the Crown.
He establishes the Infinite Realms Revenue Service, recruits the ghosts of some meticulous accountants and sends them after all the assholes who think they can escape Death and Taxes. Starting with the worst offenders (ie those who have escaped death the longest/most often). Your tax bracket scales with how many times you died.
Just picture Ra's al-Ghul, in the middle of giving some speech to his assassin cult when this Phil Coulson looking ghost dude shows up behind him to "discuss the back taxes he owes to the Crown".
Every magic user worth their salt is suddenly swamped with messages from panicked villains and heroes who are trying to figure out wtf is going on and how to get out of this. Constantine is sweating bullets.
Danny hires Valerie to do mortal side "casework", because a, she's just as saddled with student debt as he is b, has worked fast food and knows how to handle asshole customers c, doesn't take shit from anybody.
Imagine Vandal Savage, Felix Faust and Red Hood awkwardly sitting in a waiting room with a stack of documents each, ready for their number to be called so they can dispute their claims. Being called in and utterly flummoxed at the unflappable, bored young woman at the desk who somehow has files on everything about you - birth record, death record(s), who you killed and when records... now declare your income as a crime lord/dictator/sorcerer, sir.
Meanwhile Danny is planning on how he can allocate the taxes to open a soup kitchen for Lunch Lady to work at and similar shit. He is determined to be a good king, dammit!
Hopefully to help pay for my college in the future!
Pricing (ignore line quality, this is just a quick sketch for demonstration!):
(There may also be additional costs for more complex designs, as well as if you don't have any reference pictures! The price is flexible, depending on complexity)
You will also have to let me know if you want a more sketchy or more solid lineart style, as well as if you want it more or less cartoonish (examples below, feel free to use the examples to explain the style you want!)
The only acceptable way to pay will be through cash app. One half of the payment must be at the start, the second half after the sketch is completed (I will send it to you for confirmation!). Dm me here for questions/if you want to commission me! (All commissions will have my signature on them, and you may NOT remove the signature or claim the artwork is your own. You don't have to directly shout me out, just make sure the signature is visible. It will not be anywhere obstructive)
Testing this with just 5 slots for now! 0/5 taken
Here are some examples of art I've done.
(the lineup of characters near the bottom are hfjone humanized designs I made, the one next to them is Oliver from Dialtown, the one with the mask at the top is Michael Afton from Fnaf, the two near the center are monster designs of sundrop and moondrop from Fnaf, the one on the left is my spidersona, and the rest are completely original)
This took 10hrs to make Im gonna kms fr
@somerandomdudelmao CAS LOOK
Featuring not one but two digital versions of a book published in 1897. Great job.
Critical Role
The QSMP Minecraft Server
Hermitcraft
Homestuck +2
RWBY +4
The Welcome Home ARG
Dimension 20 +6
The Magnus Archives -1
Dracula Daily -5
Puppet History +22
Helluva Boss +1
The Limited Life SMP Minecraft Server
Welcome to Night Vale +16
The Amazing Digital Circus
The Dream SMP Minecraft Server -13
The Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles Cass Apocalyptic Series AU
Dungeons and Daddies +16
Generation Loss
Shen Comix +4
Ghost Files -12
Omniscient Reader’s Viewpoint
Nerdy Prudes Must Die
Game Changer
Lackadaisy
Dan and Phil
Re: Dracula
StarKid Productions +7
Malevolent
Minecraft Championship -15
Sanders Sides -14
The Double Life SMP Minecraft Server
Crow Time
Half-Life VR but the AI is Self-Aware -11
Hazbin Hotel -8
Tumblr Top 5
Marble Hornets +1
Mystery Files
The Adventure Zone -17
The New Life SMP Minecraft Server
Redacted ASMR -13
Defunctland +4
Eddsworld -12
Decked Out 2
Homestar Runner
Dimension 20: Dungeons and Drag Queens
Buzzfeed Unsolved -31
Unus Annus -22
The 3rd Life SMP Minecraft Server -29
Batman: Wayne Family Adventures -31
The Last Life SMP Minecraft Server -40
The number in italics indicates how many spots a title moved up or down from the previous year. Bolded titles weren’t on the list last year.
Dick threw himself on the couch next to Danyal. Damian was out of the house with Bruce for the next 2-4 hours after Danyal implied Damian would love to go with the zoo with his "dad".
The family of Bats couldn't help but notice their newest pair of members acted different when apart from each other.
He nudged Danyal, ignoring the feeling of a concealed weapon in his baggy pants.
Danyal looked over, raising his eyebrows, "Huh?"
"I've been curious, Danny why are you so..."
"Normal--- While Damian is a brat?" Danyal flipped through a couple channels as he spoke, still unable to make a choice on a show.
"I wouldn't put it like that, but yeah."
"er... so as the second heir, Mother decided to focus my education on, like, blending in to any environment for infiltration purposes. She even sent me to live with a few foster families so I would get an idea of how American families think an act." He stopped channel surfing so he could list them off on his fingers, "It was two weeks with the Burns, like, a day with the Mortons, and six months with the Fentons."
"Six months?" Dick questioned, alarmed. That was a long time for an infiltration mission for someone his age. How was he not attached?
Tim, who had taken up residency out of stabbing range for this conversation, set up with his lap top and a case file spoke up, "So, you're just masking all the time?"
"Affirmative." Danyal answered in the exact same way Damian did.
"Then why is Damian so..." Tim followed up, referencing his and Damian's contemptuous relationship.
"He's throwing fits to prove to me Father won't throw us out." Danyal shrugged. He ended up settling on an Animal documentary Damian would like.
the babygirls are fightingggggg
I feel like a fish that got tornado’s into a new, alien habitat :(((
I need to see an interaction like that in the next video…
I finally finished it, after promising to upload it like... 3 times, but hey! now it even has color >w<
The audio is from the game Grim Fandango (which I find even funnier 'cause it's Lewis' favorite game jaja)
*Goblin_laughter.ogg slowly growing louder as more people join in until its just a shit ton of people with adhd are laughing in unison while surrounding Nm*
No meds no limits,
I feel like the reason they would take ADHD!sans is because he's usually the one to cheer up and distract Anxiety!sans and that costs nightmare an enormous amounta negativity,
just a headcanon yall ;)
(also, yes, I felt like my adhd meds Had me "in line" for a good while and uh, Easy to Deal with, so I thought This would be funny ahaha)
adhd sans by: gudulle_vinyls (on tiktok)
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It's not like Flowey cares, or anything. He just wants to keep his hacked save intact, that's all, that's the only reason he's helping these idiots. Don't look at him like that! Shut up!
Sorry about the short update. Sometimes I get hung up on the dumbest things--that last panel with gaster took me forever to figure out, and there's literally nothing happening... But I had to decide if nothing's what I wanted to happen, and that took forever, apparently. ugh. @-@
Next update will hopefully go up May 22nd! Keep an eye out ^^
[Nick: Crow/Corvus/Starvid | 13+ yrs | Diagnosed ADHD | she/they/All] I just enjoy looking at the chaos that is my fandoms | Current fixation: MSA/Splatoon
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