Not Barbatos Gulf Claping After Sex >>

Warrior cats headcannon: all the cats speaking sounds like real cat meowing but main characters speaking sounds like a person saying the word meow, even like, the villain cats

My favorite people in the community are the ones that just absolutely rip into all the boys like YESS GET HIS ASS FUCK HIM UP

Bowser in fics where he got a redemption arc be like:

Bowser: I’m a bad person, I’m a very bad person, I’m a horrible person. The Squad: Bowser: No you’re not, Bowser! We still love you, Bowser!

thinking about how angels and demons treat their kids compared to humans, like-

was the demon kings neglect really extreme enough to be some form of abuse in actual demon society? Why is Luke expected to cook for Simeon and Solomon? Why is Luke treated so- weirdly??

For Diavolo, I think he was overselling his tragic childhood a bit- I'm your average Diavolo hater but I seriously do think he was just severely under socialized and if he was around other children and their parents he would realize that hey, my dad definitely has something against me but he's a pretty basic demon parent™️ (also he would resent his own species less frfr)

I say this because of the casual(?) way he treated that death trap his father called teaching in nightbringer, I like to imagine that he's actually grown since his comically lonely childhood and is able to rationalize it properly.

Anyways this post is actually mostly about Luke

so, I feel like Luke wouldn't understand what to do if you held your hand out to him, like I imagine angels don't really chaperone their youngest that directly,

(considering how much they put the little lad to work and how in nightbringer Luke took over the cooking entirely??? Like- immediately?)

so Luke wouldn't understand the very human desire to protect their stupid offspring in small ways,

human children are barely alive and will fully walk into the street if unsupervised, angel children will not.

If you were out in public with Luke and you're leaving a store and you do that silent stretching out your hand for them to take that parents do he would just stare at you like "why's your hand in my face 🤨" it would probably be real awkward

(Sorry for rambling I didn't sleep will probably delete this and rewrite it better tomorrow?)

I fucking love the concept of trans!Lucifer aswell, idk what it is but it just feels right>>

Not even just for the Satan birth thing like- Lucifer had the pure unshakable swagger of a trans man and honestly that's one of the only thing I like about him, it'll always be cannon in my eyes

Ok so, Satan is Diavolo's biological son and I won't take no for an answer.

When Lucifer and Diavolo first met they did the naked worm with each other. Unprotected. and when Lucifer cut his wings off that was the equivalent of birth, the real reason Diavolo gave them a free house is cause he wants to be a good baby daddy but Lucifer doesn't want him directly involved in their sons life.

Diavolo pays millions in child support.

Barbatos rounds the corner, he walks directly past you, without eye contact or a greeting. He's covered in flour and eggs, head to toe...

Mammon final got a W. The world shivers.

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Barbatos would die in any hill if it meant making Diavolos easier. It's just a fact.