The Witches Oven

Prophet of the Potato

Despite the Golden Tuber's immensity and power, it is lodged firmly in the earth and cannot move its vast bulk. Lo, it has transformed its most faithful into rooty forms than can enact its will upon the people!

Bits and pieces of the old Orthadoxy and Pagan beliefs are stirred into the starchy stew that is the new faith, sometimes literally as these priests can give themselves bodily unto their parish. More than one proselytiser has ended up in their followers bellies to sate the unnatural hunger that pervades the lands.

As a person who worked in a government office, this really pissed me off. We could all just actually do work until its time to leave each day and therefore get everything done faster for the people of our country whom we are supposed to work for, but they don't assign enough actual stuff to do per person per day if they just did it.

The reason why most government services are slow and clunky is because if I tried to, as an individual, make it run smoother or faster, I get told off or fired. They only want people who can pretend to be busy or toe the line of minimum actual output.

seriously have been thinking about this all night long. call me autistic but the fact that 90% of workplaces the point is not to get your work done and then be done doing it but to instead perform an elaborate social dance in which you find something to do even when you're done doing everything you need to do in order to show your fellow workers that you, too, are Working . because you are at Work . disgusting why cant we all agree that if there is no work immediately to be done. we just dont do anything

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By Axe, Candle or Skin

Another D&D Character! A slavic Witch inspired by the likes of the Discworld Witches; sometimes local and sometimes nomadic problem solvers. Her class is Thaumaturge with her special impliments being her mothers axe, her fathers candle and her grandfathers skin. (He was a bear, long story)

Art-wise this is about the most effort I’ve put into a digital piece thus far using a drawing screen. I’m happy with everything but the boots and candle-arm. I couldn’t get the angle and placement exactly right, and I figured the piece was better done than held off on. I would have also preferred to give her a more muscular and wide shouldered build, but overall I’m very happy with it!

I’m so proud of my little massive himbo weasel!

enough religious spam blaze posts here’s my biggest ferret instead

"The Fool Rules Freely"

Waaaaay back in the Horse Days I made a series of MLP themed posters where the main idea was to not actually show the horses at all -try to keep it a little vague, but still use all their colours and symbols.

I think it came from the idea that some people would like to show their fandom of MLP without the obvious and implicit ponys in it for one reason or another, ergo the posters.

This one is Pinkie Pie; Best pony and literally Weird Al's Waifu.

King (Queen?) Salmonids

Just let them kiss Nintendo. You can make it a valentines day special mission and everything.

I got saffron ice cream!

What if when we were born we were each assigned a Wikipedia page like a social security number would that be fucked up or what

Observers Guide to Kobolds #3

Kobold burrow, Illustrated!

A kobolds bedding will often be a shared space, albeit a quiet one. There is little privacy in the burrow even so, with their few personal belongings kept in small bags, pots and shelves close to their sleeping shelf. Kobolds will make their bedding with dried stalks & stems, and if cloth is available will readily make use of it. Scaled hides do not require soft furnishing, but cushioning is always valued.

Gently glowing fungi and gems are often kept in the communal dens, illuminating the area just enough to be a comfort and help guide those awake. Scavenging insects will sometimes find their way in to feast upon the discarded scraps of previous meals, and then find themselves part of the next meal the kobolds around inbibe.

Art & graffiti are commonplace in the shared dens, usually depicting the inhabitants in addition to their thoughts and feelings on recent events. Dissenting imagery will appear closer to latrines, approving imagery closer to sleeping areas.

Just say no!

A fun spoof of an old soviet era poster, I think the origional was trying to tell people to not drink booze with meals? Anyway, I like the whole Elves Vs Dwarfs Dorf Fort has going on and I tried to capture the low graphic nature of the game in a different way to the previous PETSCII/ASCII ones.

I actually like salad, but as part of a meal, not the whole thing itself.