I Hate Them

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Harlan reposting this:

So we all remember in season 3 when John lost his memory but he didn't actually lose his memory because it wasn't John? But it still hurt because right before that John said "whatever happens I'll never forget you"

I know this probably won't happen but right after that, Arthur said "me neither John" and I just think it would be really interesting and fun if ((52spoiler) because Arthur got annihilated in the latest episode) John got stuck in an Arthur from another timeline meaning Arthur would "forget"

Now I haven't bothered to think about anything that would happen after that logistically and I'm not going to lmao honestly I just wish we could have gotten that parallel

Misc. posts I’ve tagged as malevolent characters, Kayne special collection.

I say WOULD to will wood. not in that creep way. but rather, i WOULD let him hold me gently

That is an honor most fictional characters don't even get

That is an honor my own father doesn't get👍

somewhere else but they become farmers

….. this took way too long

Gay gay loser fanart, for me, a gay gay loser

I am very self indulgent

(*´∀`)♪

Normal Wesley Drawing honestly (I have no idea how this happened)

I THINK EVERYONE IN THIS FUCKING FANDOM JUST COLLECTIVELY BROKE LMFAO

I need other people to bear the curse of knowing that that "The Ex-boyfriends, collect them all!" audio fits the malevolent characters so well (here is a link but I couldn't find the original so woe, mcyt animatic be upon ye)

Larson: Beautiful eyes, great sense of humor! (Belonged to a weird cult and would always talk about the weird cult and eventually you realized he wasn't your boyfriend at all he was just trying to get you to join his weird cult)

Arthur: Aspiring musician! Forgot your birthday! Was secretly several dozen weasels in a human disguise.

John: Unemployed! Slept on an air mattress. Claimed he "wasn't the rat king" [or kiy] but then one night you followed him into the sewers and he sat down on a makeshift throne and a bunch of rats surrounded him and he definitely said "I am the rat king"

Noel: Never paid for you! Feared commitment. Said his favorite movie was The Godfather but it was actually Ice Age 3: Dawn of the Dinosaurs

Like okay it's not perfect BUT DO YOU SEE THE VISION???

OMG LMAO