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Kirby Characters at an Ikea:

Kirby and Dedede: Enjoying meals at the food court, having a friendly eating competition

Keeby: Arranging the furniture into a mini-golf area only to hide from the staff for messing with the displays

The Waddle Dees: all running around furniture playing tag, oblivious to the mess they're making

Rick, Kine, Coo: Observing the wonderous size of the store, casually chatting and telling stories

Meta Knight: Actually browsing the store, forgetting he has to look after the Waddle Dees. Oopsie.

Marx: Cart wheeling past security while singing horribly off-key, just for fun

Magolor: Stacking beds and sitting at the top, declaring he is the king now

Taranza: The rich friend that pays the employees as an apology.

The Mage Sisters: Got lost at the huge store and formed a prayer circle. Zan is particularly serious about the prayer circle

Susie: Makes horrible business proposals and is banned from Ikea

Adeleine and Ribbon: Exploring the store, pretending to look for treasure

Daroach: Actually is convinced there is some sort of treasure and is scanning each nook and cranny for some sort of lead

Galacta Knight: Very much banned from Ikea for destroying the escalators out of spite. Why the escalators? Couldn't stand them

Morpho Knight: is there in disguise to buy a new lava lamp

Fourteen casually committing identify fraud on a Friday afternoon (They ate Ten’s skin)

I lowkey wonder if every number has their own skin flavor…they’re all probably gummies and I haven’t realized it yet

Anyways Fourteen’s gijinka belongs to my pookie @ploodabloo 💚✨hehehee

GUYS READ ALL OF THIS PLEASE PLEASE PL–

meta knight reading compilation

art by @courtesycalling ( https://courtesycalling.tumblr.com/post/675636100696604672/glados-learns-about-isopods )

expect like a bajillion posts from me tonight i have a very empty blog that needs to be filled up

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