Stacy's Car Has Got Her Pretty Far

Interviewer: So there's a viral video of you drunk begging a green haired UA's teacher to date you. Is it true?

Pro hero Katsuki: No.

Interviewer: So the person in the video isn't you, Dynamight-san?

Pro hero Katsuki: Of course it's me! And I was begging Izuku to date me because I've been in love with the nerd for years, and I was tired of waiting for him to realize it. But I wasn't drunk.

Interviewer: ...

Goodnight I hope you dream of binky fisb

odysseus absolutely does present a threat to penelope if he perceives her as at all unfaithful, and i feel the unfairness of this, and i think people tend to undersell how much tension at least potentially exists between odysseus and penelope. but i'm also like. his reaction, all speculation aside, his actual reaction in the odyssey to her flirting with the suitors is delight, because he immediately ascertains that she is running a con. sorry that they're so in-sync in spite of the forces that try to drive a wedge between them, including their own misgiving hearts. sorry that they invented homophrosyne ¯\_(ツ)_/¯

I have a friend who is very into sumo.

Trying to casually understand sumo is a little like trying to casually understand cricket. But I more or less get the basics just from watching tournaments with her.

But the one part of sumo that will always baffle me, even AFTER it was explained, is the giant macaron...

I legit thought these were photoshoped until I sat down and saw a match myself.

heye every one.

I’m ngl, I LOVE being a bkdk shipper. “Yeah but in canon” bitch idc about canon. I’m talking about the insanely talented fan community. I’m talking about the artists and the writers and the shippers who spend hours drawing parallels and coming up with theories. I’m surrounded by some of the kindest, most interesting people out there and I’m so damn lucky. And that’s not even to mention the ship itself. Bkdk will always be so deep that it goes beyond words. They’re soulmates, binary stars, etc etc. If you don’t see that by the end of the series, you were watching/reading with your eyes closed. They make me so crazy and so full of endorphins I think I might burst. So yeah call bkdk cringe, call it fanon, call it anything you want. But at the end of the day, we’re winning.

i love writing porn and i wont feel bad about it. understanding the eroticism of a character is character analysis if u are enlightened.

DID MY YAOI STICKERS ARRIVE