When The Club Is Fighting Or Something

if you think about it fight club is just hate sex

having a cat is so miraculous. this little guy wants to sleep in my bed with me and purr on my chest. it’s his favorite hobby. no one told him to do that he just Loves His Mommy

There's something so sexual about the back of a cross stitch piece. Like seeing all of its insides is just too intimate. Put some clothes on.

my ideal existence is not knowing about the oscars or the super bowl or any of that horseshit...I jerk off to clear running water and live off whatever wanders into my open mouth

“Scottie hides a tear” what if I ended it all

Narrator really cucked himself and was seething about it the entire time. What a man

Two different types of love

Ladies ladies one at a time!!!!

Fight club did not work on me I got too attached to the narrator and dream of wearing ties and trousers

"they're the same person" "they're different people"

They are a result of mitosis 🦠