I Wanna Punch Him In The Face Im So In Love With Him

YOU ARE NOT YOUR FUCKING KHAKIS.

I need balding narrator. Balding Tyler. Balding everybody. They all need to be 'thinning' and narrator needs to be in deep denial and spiraling about it

The narrator is like the American Mark Corrigan mayhaps

man who refuses to commit suicide only due to his long-standing pattern of indecision

If they remade fight club Tyler would have a podcast and a soapcoin

Pointless Fight Club AU where everything is the same except Tyler Durden is a fully transitioned trans man and the Narrator meets him while pre-everything and still struggling with feeling the need to supress his masculinity. Instead of soap he and Tyler run a gray market t gel operation. Is this anything

The narrator is THE gayest man alive. Stop staring at your friends burnt dick after he pissed in the soup you freak. Stop mentioning how it looked like a cooked shrimp you [REDACTED]

Imagine if you locked Light and Patrick Bateman in a room together. They would be having the most generic conversation but you wouldn’t be able to hear it over the sound of their overlapping internal monologues. There would be a few seconds where their monologues both play in sync to say something misogynistic.

me on the fight club wiki: Jack Moore? uh yeah you dont have to tell me i was already planning on it 😝😝

the crowd goes wild, people are clapping, david fincher shakes my hand luigi is freed