If I Was Immortal Killing Myself Would Be My Hobby And Like I Truly Believe It Would Fix Something In

unfortunately The Character has now lived rent free in my head for so long they can claim squatters' rights

CAPTAIN JOHN PRICE IN CALL OF DUTY: MODERN WARFARE (2019)

The funniest part about liking Serious Angst Themes while simultaneously fixating on a silly blorbo from my show is that 13 year old me would be writing the exact same type of fanfics as me now. Real tragedy enjoyers know ts for life

Me: what if my favorite characters smoked cigarettes ans has severe trauma 😈

13 year old me: And drank alcohol and had horrible coping mechanisms too

Me: thats badass. I like the way you think

13 year old me: stop saying cusswords my mom Will get mad

Me: sorry

13 year old me: why are you a boy

Me: We're getting off topic.

If they remade fight club Tyler would have a podcast and a soapcoin

Even Marla's hair should be falling out

I need balding narrator. Balding Tyler. Balding everybody. They all need to be 'thinning' and narrator needs to be in deep denial and spiraling about it

hi tumblr...

if i had a girlfriend i would let her shoot me

Space monkey pov. This is the guy you’re throwing your life away for?

fall in love again & again