Thank You Tumblr For The Free Block Posts And Free Block Culture Because I've Blocked So Many Bad People

Come imagine this dude holy shit

Imagine you're scrolling through Ao3, you find a series of shitfics that are hilarious, you're laughing your ass off the entire time

You comment about how much you love the stupid fics-and being the pseudo acc for your system shit, you leave your lil "this was me" thing we have at the end of our posts

Now imagine the creator RESPONDING TO YOU saying they have an idea for THE NEXT PART

Imagine the creator POSTING the next part and then REPLY in your comment thread with a "You're gonna love this"

You look back at the comment, and see a detail you wrote that the character of you shares in the fic with an additional detail about a difference because it's fun! A fun fact!

And then you notice the summary of the fic includes the main word of the difference.

AND THEY WROTE THE DIFFERENCE HAPPENING AS A CANON EVENT IN THE TIMELINE OF THE SERIES.

I was NOT expecting a small comment about how I loved a series of crack fics and shitposts-along with the fact I loved that like the character, I had three tounges, but also have a peircing on the middle one-to turn into them REPLYING "I think I have an idea for the next part" AND THEN ALL OF A SUDDEN YOUR PEIRCING IS CANON FOR THE CHARACTER

DUDE THATS SO COOL WHAT THE FUCK!!!

-EJ

Below the cut is the screenshots (without any identification to the series or either acc because thats for me sorry guys <3) of us commenting and the GRAND REVEAL

OP = Author of the story

Us = self explanatory

Dear Supporter,

I hope this message finds you and your family in good health. My name is Eman Zaqout from Gaza. I am reaching you out to seek your urgent help in spreading the word about our fundraiser. I lost both my home and my job due to the ongoing genocide in Gaza and we are facing catastrophic living conditions. 💔

I kindly ask you to visit my campaign. Your support, whether through donating or sharing, will help us reach more people who can make a difference. Thank you for your continued support for the Palestinian cause. Your dedication brings us closer to freedom. 🙏🕊

Note: Verified by several people as 90-ghost and aces-and-angels. ☑

https://gofund.me/b141d50f 🔗

I do not believe genocide is fair, no matter the reason, and knowing innocent people are dying is deeply saddening.

I have done my research to check the legitimacy of this to make sure the donations would actually go to someone in need, and I'm fairly certain this is not a scam as it is real people with evidence of it.

I am a minor, I don't have a bank account and cannot donate myself, but I am more than happy to share this to those who are in a spot where they can donate to support those in need.

Thank you for reaching out to this silly little account to share such an important cause. I will not often make serious posts like this but I know that I cannot just push out anything, especially when people need help.

Thank you to those who have read this far, I appreciate the slightest bit as well, as killing off innocent people is never fair or right. I wish safety for those affected by the genocide in Gaza, I hope that you'll be okay when this all ends.

-Chan

Ziggy.

Ziggy is the funniest creature you'll lay your eyes upon.

Ziggy is PRO ENDO!!! If you are ANTI ENDO you'll get a

BOMBASTIC BUG GUY SIDE EYE

For being mean to another person based off their experiences

Say hello to Ziggy. He was a Biology project Hyunjin made last Thursday.

Silliest stickbug/ant fusion

-Venti

Being plural is so funny. Your parents are too mean to you when you're 9 and you perform mitosis about it

Scheduling this for when I'm at school so yeah but like listen

Being a system is the wildest shit because NONE of us look like the body. We happened to stop looking in mirrors a good while ago because we just- didn't look in the direction of a mirror or care to look at ourselves so every once and a while it's just:

"Man I wonder if I have plaque on my teeth rn lemme lo-" cut off by the staring and internal thoughts of "Wait where did my brown hair go why am I covered in acne and why are my teeth so wack-" and scanning the body in the mirror like it's a foreign object in mf Subnautica in disbelief. Then it hits that you ARENT a cute lil cis man with small hands but rather a fat white trans man with uncomfortable everything.. and small hands unfortunately that stays-

BUT THEN IT GETS W A C K BECAUSE A SECOND REALIZAYION HITS THAT YOU'RE A GROWN ASS MAN IN THE BODY OF A MINOR??

I feel almost like a creep for just sitting here like 🧍‍♂️

But then again our headspace is all grown men except like three teenagers in which only ONE is actually a woman??

AND THEN WHAM WHAM WHAM TRIPLE WHIPLASH BECAUSE NOT ONLY IS MY ANATOMY NOT CORRECT BUT ITS D O U B L E NOT CORRECT BECAUSE IM MISCE SO LIKE WHAT THE FUCK!!

Ain't nothing right here and my only meds is time and money to mold myself into a new shape (man) like pottery.

BUT THAT ONLY SOLVES TWO WHABLOOEYS BECAUSE MISCE DYSPHORIA CANNOT BE PHYSICALLY FIXED WTF

..yall it's too late at night for this put me down

To sleep.

My least favourite pipeline has to be the shocker-whiplash-triple whablooey because it happens within five seconds and my life crumbles before my (and the body's) very eyes

-🐥

I know this sounds weird but can I like- get out of the meat?

Like- dawg unzip the flesh suit- let me out of this skin and bone prison-

I want to be back with my gays but I'm here with these gays who are the same gays and I'm also the same gay but I'm a different gay and this zipup flesh morphsuit isn't the one I ordered on amazon-

FREE ME!!!

-Chris Bahng (you can call me whatever source name tbh, I'm fine with all of them)

I think it's very interesting when link grips his sword a little tighter during a cut scene now that I've realized something, stick with me for a minute

I imagine in Hyrule's knight code, you shouldn't retaliate with words or anger because it distracts you from your weakness and then the enemy can attack blindspots. This is a little more interesting when you take into account the popular headcanon of Link being nonverbal!

(Skyward Spoilers, post makes sense without this part) Let's take Skyward Sword for example, since ive finished the entire game. The entire time you're just trying to find Zelda to bring her home, to make things normal again. Every time he saw her, every time he could've hugged her, she was taken away from his sight again. I can't imagine the trauma this man went through from this, especially when Zelda explains that she had to keep doing what she was doing and locked herself in the past. I imagine link distressed over not knowing how to tell her father, that no one would ever know when they would see her again. Link knowing he has to pick himself back up just when he thought he could rest to fight a literal god

Now back to the point of the post, you'll often see during cutscenes with antagonists ranting that they'll make this big "I've got you now" moment, and then you'll see Link's brow furrow and he grips his sword a little tighter, getting into a fight stance and making sure his sword is angled properly.

I imagine Link, who finally saw his best friend (and potentially lover) get taken again, or some sort of big barrier right when he thought it was over.

He feels so much anger and hatred, but he knows he can't lash out. Whether from not being able to speak or showing vulnerability is up to interpretation. He knows he can't yell out, he can't scream and cry like his body needs to. He has to sit there, as stone faced and quiet as possible.

In those few moments, all he does with his body is tilt his sword and look angry, but he's definitely wanting to break under such stressful things, he's barely a legal adult if even in most games, some games he's an actual kid!

He wants to break, but he just moves his hand, stays in place. Because what's a hero if not strong? What's strong if not contained?

Link wants to break, but he can't. This is his burden to bear.

(This came from a dream we had where we could feel Link's internal feelings in the dream, as well as a mixture of our own projection)

-Aiden (and Link on the sidelines)

I'm curious systems, what's the craziest form that's ever happened for you? I just saw a post signed off with "lesbian" and I just imagined a headmate who's source is the general/average oncept of lesbian. I always giggle at concept forms because they're so cool and often unique, people need to give concept forms more attention

-Blurry

Does anyone actually know what to do when an eraser on a mechanical pencil runs out?

Like it flattens into the pencil completely like a normal pencil, right? Yeah!

BUT!!!

But then HOW do you insert the GRAPHITE????

I'm actually gonna EXPLODE A L L of my PENCILS end up running out of eraser and then I have to have my pencil SPIT into another pencils MOUTH!!

My pencils should not have to gay kiss like a mother bird giving vomit to its young for me to WRITE!!!

We need to teach pencils proper shit because they're gonna contract STDs from this BULLSHIT

-Cherri

They posted out of order :p

-Felix