Born Sexy Yesterday And Milkvan

my brain ping-ponging between MHA and ST like a dog whose pet owner fakes out throws when playing fetch

ever since i was a little girl i knew i wanted to sadomasochistically torture fictional characters

nothing can ever hurt me more than

“See Micheal? See what happens?”

“What happens when what?”

“I’m the only one that’s acting normal here, I’m the only one that cares about Will”

moved in with lesbians and thayre making me watch mha

they are so mean to the green haired boy

i want to get all might pregnant

Bitches will find a fictional man attractive and then immediately imagine him in situations where he is losing alarming amounts of blood

going back to the source material only to be violently reminded that the widely accepted fanon ship isn’t actually canon is so strange

it feels like going off to war and keeping a picture of your dear wife on your bedside, only to come home to an empty house and divorce papers on the table. Or worse. You catch her with another man in another ship

Oh nothing, I’m just thinking about the fact that Mike Wheeler jumped into the quarry to protect Dustin only to find out a couple days later that his best friend’s corpse was in that water. I wonder if he thought about that after they pulled the fake body out of the water. If things were different they’d both had been at the bottom of the quarry, or they would have found Will’s body faster because they’d be looking for Mike’s.

“crazy together” more like dead together 😭

Save me Quirkless!Natsuo Todoroki

Quirkless Natsuo SAVE ME

Robin fully thinks that Dustin is a dog that was sent to obedience school and not a human child that went to summer camp because Steve talks about him like:

Steve, sighing wistfully: I just miss the little guy, you know?

Robin: ?

Steve, right after servicing ice cream to a guy: That’s my mailman. Dustin fuckin’ hates that guy. Goes crazy when he sees him.

Steve: *does not elaborate on Dustin’s long standing feud with the postal service*

Steve: My parents are actually kinda happy that’s he’s gone. They think he’s loud.

Robin, thinking of her neighbor’s dog: Yeah, they’re like that.

Steve: And the jumping, they hate that.

Steve: - bunch of chocolate. Got an upset stomach and threw up.

Robin: They can’t have chocolate.

Steve: Yeah, I know. He’ll throw up!

Steve: Dustin’s coming back next week. I think I’m going to get him a welcome back gift. Got any ideas?

Robin: Something that squeaks?

Boy, walking up to the counter: Hi

Robin: Hi

Boy: I’m Dustin

Robin, internally: *no one can ever know any of my thoughts ever*