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my honor

anyways I rest my case

linus' parents intrigue me so much. they're ridiculously rich and powerful people who just let their anxious, sweetheart only child run around with a bunch of gay criminals because they know said criminals are sooo protective of him and yet will also teach him independence and confidence and make him a better person and so they are truly just nonexistent in his life unless he's in True Trouble like do they think danny ocean's gang is a summer camp? and also how linus hates how his family fusses over him and it's implied they're relentless mother hens and yet you never see them and truly Are giving him space. but their relationship is also strained because he only ever pretends he's okay with them but with danny and rusty and rueben and the gang they're close enough with him to tease him, encourage him to grow and are attentive enough to know that he'd been crying for example in 13. like even the rough gruff criminal uncle #14 knows if linus caldwell is sad. and yet he barely talks to his parents and yet they also Vaguely have eyes on him at all times personal safety wise yet are so out of tune with him as a person. it's sooooo fascinating. his home life intrigues me so bad. #rants

I finally understand the whole "punch me it will feel good for both of us" appeal thing and ofc it took me watching fight club to realize that

if we weren’t supposed to think they’re in love why do they literally always look seconds away from fucking eachother??

I edited this on August and I posted it on TikTok but the sound was taken down. Anyway here's another Danny x Rusty edit and this one is ANGSTY •́⁠ ⁠ ⁠‿⁠ ⁠,⁠•̀

no this so so randomly funny

I had a most heinous thought today.

I was walking from house to class, and I passed this guy who was eating a sandwich while he was walking.

And in my stupid little brain, I thought, "Man, that guy eats like Brad Pitt!"

ive been staring at this for 10 minutes straight. the way he looks at him normally before he realizes he just wants to fix his bowtie. grown ass man rolling his eyes. were you expecting a kiss or something

Omg fuck plotholes.

I can't even make Seth and Jerry meet in peace.

I've rewatched From dusk till dawn 1996 and The mexican 2001 for the nth time to write this bs

How do they even use swearing words, I keep asking myself

troy, fury, once upon a time in hollywood, ughhhhh

liking fight club is bad because after a while you can recognize brad pitt by his tits alone

oh yeh, i don't even know how Danny will ever help Rusty out ☠️☠️

Had to make a meme to describe me currently