Today Marvin Stopped Having Giddy Seizures. He's Grown And Has Mental Breakdowns Now.

stumbling upon tumblr roleplay beef always makes my day

like yeah im in this fandom but who are these people

and u can tell theres plenty of lore buried under the surface and thats why half of it doesnt make sense

but god why do they GAG EACHOTHER??. HELLO

I feel like I just got stabbed

Oh nothing, just the thought of Ponyboy sitting next to Johnny’s grave as the sun goes down because it’s the closest he’ll ever get to watching another golden sunset with his best friend

I need someone in the fandom to animate The Curtis bros trying to get Darry to read TikTok brainrot words cause I keep seeing “Parents reading brainrot words” on my fyp and it’s so funny and I can clearly picture Pony and Soda, with water in their mouths trying to maintain while Darry looking confused af reading the words with the musical Curtis bros fr fr (or the 90s show Curtis bros or any media of the Curtis bros tbh.)

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Darry, having to squint at the paper: “Raise your…ya…ya…ya…?”

Pony and Soda, water in their mouths trying not to laugh: PFFFTT

Darry just staring at the paper and Soda already spitting out his water, Pony just holding in and shaking his head while and wheezing, Soda also wheezing as he gets up.

Darry looking at them like they just grew two heads.

Darry, after the boys had another mouthful of water: “Skib…Skip? That skip?”

Pony and Soda, trying not to laugh and practically holding onto each other for dear life: “PFFFTT—“

Darry, continuing: “Skib…bi…dee…?” Darry, tilting his head: “What the hell is there a toilet for???”

Soda practically on the floor with the water still in his mouth, Pony banging his fist on the table with water still in his mouth and even the gang just starts wheezing and Darry is soo confused.

Darry: “Skip…bi…dee..toilet…rise? Skipbidee toilet rise?”

Pony and Soda spitting out the water: “PFFTTT” and just collapses into the floor laughing.

Darry: *blink blink…* “I’m surrounded by idiots…”

OH MY GOD THIS IS WHY I THOUGHT JD WAS FAMILIAR

Hang on a second…

…you see it too?

reblog if you’ve read fanfictions that are more professional, better written than some actual novels. I’m trying to see something

pretty please draw glittery john egbert

this silly fella is my child

his ass is NOT listening!!

i tried to make a venn diagram but my migraine is ironically too bad for me to have the brain power to take the time to fix the proportions and then i locked one of the text layers and got pissed off and gave up. but i kind of like it all fucked up like this