Her:stalks Me On Social Media, Friends Me, Likes My Every Single Photo And The Oldest Posts, Texts Me

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Dude this is straight up poetry

Sand is so me fr

Makes me wanna poke my eye out with a freshly sharpened pencil

actually sick thinking about sand, the icarus. sand, who has probably been watching ray for so long, has seen how broken he is but could see how bright he shined underneath it all. sand, whose first words to ray were "are you okay?" and has followed through on the promise of those words every day since. sand, who let himself get close and told himself it would only be once but knew it was a failing mission. sand, who walked into the fire knowing he would get burned, but wanting so desperately to feel that warmth. sand, who keeps walking into the fire thinking maybe this time the warmth won't come with third degree burns.

Why is this so true

me: (isn’t instantly attracted to every single woman on the planet) god im such a fake im probably actually straight

Max is such an underrated gem of the show

Seriously. She is a literal badass, she is smart, she is brave, she stands up for herself, calls out everyday sexism and really doesn’t need to hang out with boys to feel cool. She is into a lot of stuff that is considered "boyish" , yet she doesn’t feel embarassed to like things like shopping, clothes and etc. Max helps El realise that the world is not all about boys and spending time with your boyfriend. She teaches her not to endorse bad treatment and to have fun on her own. Max is a delightful and incredible character and we all should appreciate her more. Thank you for coming to my Ted Talk

Honestly, true. Rowling would fuck it up (no offense tho)

Repeat after me:

WE NEED A MARAUDERS TV SHOW.

WE NEED A MARAUDERS TV SHOW.

BUT IT CANNOT BE WRITTEN BY JK ROWLING.

Oftentimes it is the only thing that helps me get out of bed in the morning

im always looking forward to breakfast and coffee, even after I have my breakfast and coffee I’m excited for the next day’s breakfast and coffee

it's saturday morning and there are hordes of gay sex gifs on my dash. welcome to gmmtv's slut era

Somehow I completely understand this and relate to this so hard.

Gryffindor: I do not think therefore I do not am

so this is what fanfic writers mean when they write an italicized oh