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do you support trans rights

hmmm that's a pretty tough question, huh guys. This one really makes me think. Like I really need to think about it a lot. Gosh i just don't knowwwwwww..... *scratches chin* hmmm..... trans rights, huh? *laughs to self* what will they think of next? ... hmmm .. well, now that I think about it ... yeah... YEAH!! alright. that just might work... It's a long shot but... I'M IN.

YOU'RE 5'3"? I COULD FIT YOU IN MY FUCKING POCKET?

NO YOU FUCKING CAN'T

To celebrate rawdog winning word of the year per the American Dialect Society, I'd like to tell the story of how I learned that the meaning of rawdog changed in the past couple years.

If anyone doesn't know, the original and long-held meaning of rawdogging was fucking without a condom. The new meaning has extended to doing any kind of action unshielded, plain, or without preparation.

So, about a year ago, I'm eating lunch with coworkers. It's an office job and we're generally pretty professional. People swear a lot, but there's never any innuendos or sex talk.

A coworker is describing a recent trip she took to a vendor to get a demo of equipment we were considering purchasing. Someone else asks "Did you meet Bob LastName while you were there? He's kind of an interesting guy."

"Yeah I did, and he is a little strange. I walked into the breakroom one morning and he was rawdogging two blueberry bagels"

Cue my high-pitched shriek of "He was DOING WHAT."

Followed by my coworkers explaining the meaning and my faint, flustered reply of "ah...well... I'm used to that meaning.... something else." Some people knew what I was talking about, but unfortunately others did not, and I had to face the ordeal of explaining as delicately as possible to a group of coworkers aged 22 to 60

giving unread book back to the library makes me feel like i should be shot

INCREDIBLE GIVE ME TWENTY MORE

I guess the guy likes musicals now

with emma version on the bottom!

hi tulip hi lake fuck you simon hi min-gi!!!!! (I hope that's min-gi the sun is actually shining in my eyes and I can barely see)

saying “i want him” about the character but not in a romantic or sexual way . i just Require him i need to Obtain him

FINALLY, I HAVE A PLATFORM TO POST THESE ON

I made these lik 3 years ago cuz my friend and i were fucking dying over the idea of ford having the fucking girltech journal, just refound them

and when you don't give those disclaimers they think you're just.. the worst and an asshole

wait okay so i’m really sick of whataboutism and the lack of critical thinking like every thought shared on the internet has to be couched with a million disclaimers first like “im gonna give my opinion on these shoes but its just my opinion and you can disagree with me and i understand they’re expensive and not everyone can afford them and not everyone has feet and not everyone wears shoes” like 💔💔💔 i wish we could just say things

Byakuya, the Ultimate Spoiled Rich Boy, calling another person's Ultimate fake is so so silly I love him

a look into a darker, more fudged up timeline