Reblog To Head Butt Prev (affectionately Of Course).

me and hinata are both procrastinators everything gets done last minute like me and shoyo college au roommates. We’re constantly up at 3am trying to retain information for the test (we wake up late, don’t remember anything we studied, i somehow still end up forcing him to get coffee with me, and we cheat off of tsukishima.) BUT if we ever are doing a project together i try to be the more responsible one

it was so easy to be locked in when i had faves like tsukishima and geto who are both academically inclined. now my fave is hinata, who would totally enable me to procrastinate…

##/ anything with shoto todoroki

in which todoroki would do anything to get your attention, even denki’s foolish requests

another small drabble, not spell checked or anything so sorry, just whipped this up. gn reader.

shoto todoroki is very inept when it comes to romantic relationships, feelings and anything for the sort, emotions were not one of the things drilled into him as a child - despite him being a quite emotional one during his extremely early ages.

as a result, his crush with you had been a very turbulent ride, contrasted with the lack of progress and lined awkward silence between the both of you.

denki, the evil guy himself, decides to take advantage of this.

shoto regularly asks the guys for advice as soon as it became known he had feelings for you.

“i swear to fucking god, if you ask me this bullshit again i’ll tell her you kick puppies for a living, icy hot!” katsuki’s roars as he angrily fits his shirt on.

“kacchan relax! sorry shoto, maybe just tell her directly?” izuku advises.

“but… how?” shoto responds, head tilting slightly.

all the boys sweat-drop at him, amazed at how shoto is oblivious to the fact that even if he were to tell you to lick his shoes you would do it in a heartbeat, anyone would with a face card like his.

denki has had enough of this, how shoto is literally a walking model magazine yet doesn’t even know it, making all the boys feel like shit when asking them advice on how to get a girl when they haven’t gotten any dates in their whole lifetime?

i mean, has shoto even seen the edits?

“i have an idea.” denki smiles.

“oh dear god”

“HAHA DUNCE FACE FINALLY USES THAT PEA BRAIN OF HIS!”

“let him cook guys”

“ah hell nah, he damn near burn the kitchen.”

“HAHAHAHA!”

“yeah ok, let’s all hate the really cool guy!” denki sulks.

shoto walks towards denki, indicating that he wanted to listen to him. in all honesty, he felt as though denki knew the most of about romance, more than any of the other guys anyways.

denki’s face lit up, immediately leaning in to whisper into shoto’s ear.

“really? they’d want something like that?” shoto enquires, raising an eyebrow up whilst looking to denki.

denki nodded furiously in response, holding a thumbs up to shoto, not noticing the slightly evil glint in denki’s eyes.

at around 8:00pm, an hour after dinner was served, a knock rang through your dorm.

you reluctantly answered it, already wrapped in your warm duvet blanket (sponsored by shoto todoroki himself).

when opened your door, at first you saw nothing, the darkness of the hallway being the only thing in your line of vision.

then, out of nowhere, an array of phone lights illuminated the hallway, only for shoto todoroki to slide through in a black suit and a red tie, on his knees, with a bouquet of floweres in hands, all the way to your feet, with the song ‘there goes my baby’ by usher playing in the background.

then, as he arrived at your feet, he sultry flipped his hair out of his face and looked dead into your eyes, then said:

“it’s nearly easter and i don’t have my favourite surprise, stop stalling and be mine.” with a monotone yet oddly sexy tone.

the hallway erupted in laughter, including you, as shoto suddenly started to turn red.

he guessed that when denki told him in the locker room, it didn’t seem too weird as he backed it up by saying you reposted a lot of these videos.

but now, as he sat beneath you with flowers in your hand and a cringy pick up line that he’s now sure denki just made up on the spot, shoto felt kinda embarrassed.

but that all washed away when your squatted to meet him, brushed his hair out of his face and kissed him softly on the corner of his lips.

“you’re so corny, you couldn’t just asked me, you know?” you giggled.

“it… wasn’t-“

“trust me, i know. i’ll kill denki for you later, for now, come in.” you winked, pulling him off the ground and into your room.

the hallways cheered and clapped while shoto was bright red in the face, all while sporting a rare dopey smile on his face.

OH DHUTBTHE FUCK UP U BITCH

did they follow you on instagram yet 😛😛😆😛😛😛

SHUT THE FUCK UP OH MY GOD THATS WHY U LOOK LIKE THAT ONE B=UM WHOS LIKE 4'2 WHO SITS IN HIS CAR ALL DAY AND GOES LIKE 'so uhm someone asked me 🤓' WHEN HE KNOW DAMN WELL NO ONE ASKED HIS UGLY ASS ANYTJING

this is SO yoichi coded.

ᯓ★ thinking about how he pretends like he’s winning the idgaf war but the second you invite him to matcha and yap with you he’s putting on his best outfit, spraying his nicest cologne, and on the way to meet you (he doesn’t even like matcha that much.) and then afterwards he’s kicking his feet and blushing like a girl, writing his notes app entry about your “date” today and how your hand had brushed his for a little too long whilst you were explaining something that had went over his head—his attention was wholly focused on the cute faces you made when you were excited.

god forbid anyone ever stumble upon his locked notes, they’re lengthy, movie-transcript worthy accounts of each hangout.

—ITOSHI RIN, karasu tabito, ISAGI YOICHI (bllk), FUSHIGURO MEGUMI, inumaki toge, GOJO SATORU (jjk), TARTAGLIA, heizou, kinich (genshin)

MUSE . . . yaku morisuke + f! reader

⤷ spinoff to bitter

art by marina grechanik, find it (and more) here

                                  ✦     ART IS RESISTANCE     ✦

warnings : 17+ to read, addiction, drugs + alcohol, language, blood + violence, illegal activities, broken/dysfunctional families, mental health struggles, mentions of trauma, inaccurate knowledge of the japanese educational system (reader is a teacher…again), toxic relationships, yaku is a horrible person at first, reader isn't great either, yes I'm reposting this bc the suga idea no longer spoke to me, for you @shortcakebaby <3

vandalistic tendencies : playlist → tba, moodboard → tba

pick your poison : taglist open. send an ask or reply to this post

PROLOGUE

CHAPTER ONE

gen taglist (if you want to be taken off this one, lmk <3)

@phoenix-eclipses @wyrcan @yogurtkags @bakery-anon @crypt-0rchid

@hyunteru @kameyyy @nekozaki @angelichwv @a-girl-cant-decide-on-a-name

@localgaytrainwreck @bokutoko @loveyislost @shortcakebaby @wakashudou

@jadebat7 @pomeloblush @softpia @thesmithslvr17 @arwawawa2

@massacremars @hibiscy @arminswife12 @lolyouresilly @2dmenfr

@sunnyskiezzzz @nobodybutnnoorr @lsunncy @maeism @lover-no-lover61

toji is such an ass when he’s in public by himself like he had the nastiest stank eye but the moment he’s out with his girlfriend he acts so obedient like haiii yesss i will carry your bags for yewww and his hand is behind your back and sometimes in the back pocket of your jeans or the belt loop part and he would lean down to hear you speak to him and he’d respond with ‘yeah ?’ with a stupid, stupid grin and go wherever you wanna go bc he claims he ‘doesn’t have anything better to do’ but he just likes to be with you and ughhhhh i love him

hi darling <3 i hope you have a good morning, you’re amazing and i’m very proud of you <3 you’re doing a great job :)

- love bug <3 🍪

Hi bug thank you so much i love you bbg 😞🫶🏼

kuroo would sing old justin beiber music to me and he actually has a good voice 💔

i feel like i could make dialogue-less films

this is so me n him coded especially with twilight ty for the food meeya

— meian shugo ⋮ 03 / 17 / 25. ❝ 𝓞𝑳𝑫 𝓜𝑨𝑵 ❞

content warnings ⨾ smau. implied age gap, but not too big of one. jealous!v-league player!meian. profanity. please don’t pay attention if there are mistakes, thank you ! word count ⨾ n/a.