A Study In Cohabitation Pt.1

i dont get offended at white people jokes even though im white because: 

i can recognize white people as a whole have systemically oppressed POC in america, which is where i live 

most people when they make white people jokes only mean the shitty white people and i am not a shitty white person 

im not a pissbaby

You always talk smack about white people. That's reverse racism. If I said the same stuff about you, I'd be called a racist.

See that guy up there looking at you like you’re the crown ruler of all fuck ups? See how super white he is? Well, that ruggedly handsome devil is me.

Yup…I’m white. If I was Adam in the Biblical tale of Adam and Ave, God wouldn’t have made me out of dust/dirt. He would have made me out of Cool Whip and vanilla beans. That’s just how white I am.So, that puts an end to the whole “reverse racism” thing, doesn’t it? I’m a white man making fun of white people. You just got M. Night Shyamalan’d up in this bitch.

Also, racism doesn’t work that way. If a person of colour tells us we look like mayonnaise or that we’re weird as fuck because we don’t use wash cloths, that’s not racism. There’s no built in oppression there. That’s just commentary. Being mocked isn’t being held down. It isn’t being systematically deemed “lesser” by an entire group of people over years and years and years. It’s not based on anything. For racism to work (for want of a better term) there has to be that oppression. That’s why white people are so good at being racist.Also, white people being called out as racists isn’t racist. A person of colour saying “White people ruined hip hop” or “White people always steal pieces of our culture” isn’t racist. It’s the other way around. Iggy Azalea is racist. White people trying to pass durags off as high fashion is racist.

That’s why people hate us. Because we’re the most racist people on Earth and yet we don’t even understand how racism works.

Let's Get FUCKIN' GRIMY!

What's the Story?

Just your standard space monster, stranded on a foreign planet.

If they were in fact basing the costume designs of Frankie and Wilt on the above cover of Tank Girl issue #2, then Wilt is more accurately dressed as the devil.

Hold the fucking phone. Is Frankie dressed as Tank girl and Wilt dressed as Booga? Like what the actual fuck. How did I fucking miss that?

But you still are gonna miss the shot and possibly die, because you’re Yamcha.

Death Encoded Curse #tbt #myfirstabstract #254