Just Got Doordash From A Woman Named "Olga" And I Thought Oh Interesting, I Feel Like You Only Ever Hear

Sometimes I have to question my brain's idea of who I should be. Like, these cotton gloves feel more like 'me' than my hands do. Girl, is this some kinda a self image issue? What do you want from me? Get better hands?

In short, I'm wearing gloves for now. When it starts getting warm again, I'll hope this isn't still an issue. ¯\_(= ͢ =)_/¯

I painted some ramen, was hungry, that's the post 💀

Please keep work place safety in mind at all times

Perfectly normal train running to greet you cmon give it a hug (FYI, its this guy i drew half a year ago and i still think about it)

Okay, you know the whole 'that emoji fuckin' works' bit that makes the rounds from someone's standup show?

The BDSM quiz is a game changer, because if you answer honestly, it gives results that work, dude.

I took the BDSM quiz today after hearing about it on a JAnderson Stream Vod. I thought it'd be fun to plunk around and take it while slacking at work.

And here I am, looking at the results. They're accurate to what I answered but seeing it all laid out like that is. Uncomfy.

I thought I had reached a threshold of shamelessness that I would be able to send this to my friends but the results are ones I'm feeling weird about posting to my Kink Diary Tumblr that has No Connection to my Real Name.

I gotta work on my shamelessness. Shame is for the Catholics, man.

Idk. If you got questions, concerns, or criticisms about my kink preferences, send an ask or message and I'll answer it.

i dont think ive put motivational sloster.mp4 on tumblr yet

also a gif version

im grilling absolute cheese

Damn, Corporate got me dancing to that 'all my friends are diagnosed, but I'm not autistic'-type beat lmao.

some eggs for eggtober 🍳