Don’t Make Joke Tweets About Bill’s Depraved Ford Fantasies Or You’ll End Up Drawing Shit Like

reverse au prebetrayal billfords a little explanation: bill finished portal ford got into gf and now they doing random stuff (they're on a date hkhjkh)

where did they find the lighthouse???

It's been one million years. Have a poem about rabies :D

Infection

Red fox, more blood than fur.

Furious, foaming.

Sinks teeth into any breathing

animal it sees

so more flowers of

rot may blossom,

unfurl, and

spread their spores.

Bit, then biting.

Corpses walk the earth,

not in the way

we think.

Incubation Period

Bite site is not infected,

healing well.

Prodrome

Loss of coordination in

front legs.

Walking starts to become

Limping.

Soon after that,

Limping

Becomes stumbling

forward.

Searching for something?

An urge to run

Blossoms like a

death cap mushroom

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Yea, Bill would have scary dog privileges. As a triangle. As a human? Wet cat. Sopping mop. Ford is HIS scary dog privilege you cannot tell me that human Bill is scarier than Ford ur LYING. Ford tried to shoot a bus driver for denying Waddles a ride, that man would jump someone for the fun of it

im going to like , eat one of you ,eventually

sorry for being so obsessed with that little man who lives in my head. as if i have any choice

b-b-b-blow him up

yeah hi its me again LOL anyways this is. definitely something. yknow its got a bit of everything like old man angst, old man yaoi, ford getting thrown through the ringer, some deity bill and just all around fun times :)

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