#HeWhoShallBeNamed
#HeWhoShallBeNamed
Since we're going to be dealing with that motherfucker for a while longer, a lot of comedians are going to have a lot of material. I remember a bit from Stephen Colbert where he would take suggestions of nicknames for Trump, and he got enough to go without saying the man's name for two years. We're gonna need something cheerful for the next few years, so you can suggest more names here.
I'm gonna post whichever suggestions I get here onto Twitter, and if there's enough attention, maybe the bit will start up again. Don't worry about being crude or dumb- Colbert let That Fucking Lunatic be a nickname he aired on CBS and YouTube, albeit bleeped out.
I'll start us off with Tramp, Il Douche, and Donnie The Wide.
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Prosecutors argued that Mangione was carrying about $10,000 in cash and that his bag was a Faraday bag that blocks cellphone signals—all proof that he was a sophisticated criminal who should be held without bail. “‘I’d like to correct two things,’” Mangione said after the prosecutor finished speaking, according to CNN’s Danny Freeman, “‘I don’t know where any of that money came from—I’m not sure if it was planted. And also, that bag was waterproof, so I don’t know about criminal sophistication.’”
Any article or convsersation about crime or drugs or security must reference Trump's clear criminal record, clear adoration of white nationalist terrorists, clear dug addiction, and clear theft of National Security documents.
There is no security or safer communities when Trump releases the most violent, warped, and depraved offenders. These people were wicked.
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people are always like "Oh a vampire wouldn't get horny while drinking someone's blood, that's like getting horny while eating a sandwich" and like man have you never had a really good fucking sandwich?
Slaves who escaped were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.
Jewish people who escaped the Nazis were breaking the law. Literally. Outright.
The law is a horrible judge of morality.
Same on AO3. I try to publish something, either a new chapter or work, twice a month.
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